Jeez mods today, no respect I tell you. You go out of your way to report an abusive user to a mod by politely PM'ing them about the situation with some example posts attached, and you get a 3 day vacation from Newgrounds.

Seriously Mal, this jealousy thing is simply going to far. I understand that I am a real cool dude and all, but you don't have to feel inferior. Just think, most of the world gets by just fine even though they are but a fraction of the awesome that is me. I am going to be the bigger person and forgive you for your douchebaggery. If you act like a big boy, maybe I will let you pleasure my member.

Would you like that Mal?
You would like that, wouldn't you?